The thing is those players are almost a decade younger and progressing, and if they’re not they won’t be playing baseball when they’re 30. This is Tebow’s ceiling. They’re honing their craft, he’s a craven cash grab and attention whore.

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you?

Ummm, Manuel Margot is an outfielder. I’m thinking maybe Austin Hedges was catching in the 4th.

While Scioscia is mostly a dummy moving Trout to left for a better fielder isn’t a crazy idea. Trout and Bourjos aren’t on the same planet as overall players, but if you’re playing them both anyways you might as well optimize your defense. Ask the Pirates how it worked last year keeping a guy at center just because…

I call shenanigans. I live in Idaho, and I’ve never had sushi rice without vinegar.

I can’t wait for this to jump the shark and have someone flip the bat directly up in the air as hard as they can and watch everyone scatter like they’re playing lawn darts. Until then I’m good with these.

Are we sure this isn’t the real Sidney Ponson pretending to be Rosie to troll Curt?

I think LBJ was taller at least, so the fatness was better distributed

Can we get to the real matter at hand here, which is we now live in a reality where past middle age Scott Baio is a distinguished guest at presidential functions? Oh, and fist fights regularly break out at said functions. Not the cool Abraham Lincoln giving someone’s “proboscis a good wringing” fight, but Buffalo…

He’s doubling down even in the face of this because, Deadspin.

Git bent

Even though their baseline for excellence, Reagan, was a super shitty president.

Profits, good one.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Ah yes, the Western Vermont State Caterwaulers. Very Underrated this year.

Did anyone say fuck coach K yet? Cause fuck coach K.

You definitely have seen too many movies if you think they don’t attack random innocent people. And the safety in Japan has absolutely nothing to do with the “honor” of their organized crime.

Is Ted Cruz the security guard in that video?

Jesus, you’re a pretty insufferable human being.