If you are looking for something petite and powerful I highly recommend a Tango by We-Vibe
Yes. You'll be serenely comfortable while you sit in a stew of your own bloody juices. Trying desperately not to mumble & drool over your new man, all while hoping in vain to make an adequate impression on his bitch of a mother. Oh sweet kotex, what would us gals do without you?!
They also make wonderful Christmas gifts.
her house isn't actually all that big—it's all contouring.
Call me prejudiced but I don't trust white guys with dreads.
Sure, but do her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard? Because with my milkshakes, the boys never leave the yard.
She may have an awesome house, but I have an education and a mother who isn't trying to exploit me for money. Who is the real winner here?
Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.
in a relationship it's hard to weed out what is due to sexism and what is due to the never-ending-back-and-forth-undermining-battle-royale-for-supremacy that is love
Hey y'all, I'm about to quit my job tomorrow! I started a job earlier this week at a large company that often requires me to stand on a concrete floor for entire 8 hour shifts (minus a 30 minute lunch). I went through an HR orientation before starting work where they told me that I was entitled to two 15 minute breaks…
I've had a hard weekend. Yesterday afternoon, my beloved Aunt Gerri died. She was diagnosed with leukemia in January. She had fallen in her apartment and used her LifeAlert and was taken to the hospital. After a CT scan and some bloodwork, they found the cancer. Since she was 90 years old, treatment would do nothing…
I've recently gotten engaged (Yay!) and I am planning a small wedding with my soon to be, Brazilian, husband. I need some suggestions on how to pull off a wedding/reception/ whole weekend when the two families don't speak each others language. Any and all ideas /suggestions will be greatly appreciated!!!
Run, pussy, run!
This is an appropriate place to share a story from earlier this week! I saw Adrian Grenier and Zoe Kravitz in Austin on Wednesday night; we shared a waiter at a small restaurant. Not only was Adrian acting like a total asshole and attention whore, after he left our waiter showed us his receipt— and the little fucker…
6:20 is when it all goes bad, he hits the ropes brutally.