How do you know I'm not doing both at once man

My thoughts exactly. And why would he and his "sister" be in love? This is so weird.

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

So, he has a mom. Why was he 'adopted' by Whitney?

This is bullshit. Yup it sucks that some groups get better representation in mass media fields , but I am not going to start basing my life choices on ANYTHING because of how under-represented a group might be. Only going to restaurants, watching movies, eating food prepared by, listing to music written/preformed by…

Everyone is racist. Every race, creed, ethnicity has some other group they hate on principle. It's not reverse racism, it's just plane racism.

Please don't talk about homophobia like you have a fucking clue. I've seen your shit all over this site and you need to learn when to shut the fuck up.

Most of the time, I do not even know it, and quite frankly, I don't care.

Good writing is good writing. Period. It doesn't matter:

I volunteer you for a book-writing.

You need to send that thing to Jezebel HQ so we can all make fun of it in Pictorial.

That's why I eat pizza in a dirty t shirt on the couch.

Story!

The day I suck a man's dick for any other reason than because I goddamn felt like it is the day every single one of you needs to put a fucking bullet in my head.

God DAMN

So...1. I have finally come to terms with my bisexuality and 2. I would undoubtedly date a girl who looks like Amber Rose.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I would absolutely love to get super big hair, but my hair always gets tangled in rollers and round brushes. I feel like a toddler. Do I just have to resign myself to never having hair like this?