1) Love Hot dogs w/spicy mustard. 2) I snatch Him up and I say...if you don't stop screaming I'll brake your Toddler fingers ....one at a time. 3) Shot them in the mouth with My Glock 42. 4) I can't get Pregnant or get anyone Pregnant I'm a She. 5) No, Fuck No. 6) Neither. 7) More than 11. 8) I use his…

Yes, No, Yes, Yes.

A Man who doesn't like Morning Sex.

Are you an Illegal Immigrant.

Are you Multi-Orgasmic.

Were you 8 before you were 9.

What is your Gross Income.

I trust Big Jake, My Silicone Buzzy Bunny.

I can make any Man Love Me.....well maybe for an hour.

I'm an Ivory Girl.....It's like Me....."99 44/100% Pure.

You can still buy it at Flea markets, Roadside stands, Yard sales, Dirt Cheap stores in South Ohio, House party's, Airport restrooms, Herbal stores in Denver, any where you smell the Essences of a real good Herb.

Kate Hudson and Chris Martin are Beach Buddy Fucking as We came to press.... Gwinuth was watching there Kids......Apple Pie Martin, Moses-in-the Basket Martin & Kate's Son's Ryder Truck Robinson and the wee new tot.....Bingham Cherry Bellamy......JLaw on the other hand tweeted, We fight and then We Fuck, that's…

I would not let that come at Me in any direction.

I've been to Loli Island.....but never Pen Island.

I know I know......I have a GED and a Corner Office and I still get shit from My Family.

That's Wasabi & Kaffir Lime.

Myself as well......I only like Olives if they're taking a Bath in My Glass of Blue Skye Vodka.

I'd love to help Him wash that Moustache.

I have a Man/Boyfriend named Big Jake....He's a Pleasure Silicone Rabbit with only one eye, He's cobalt blue, waterproof, has a rotating tip and only require 3AA Batteries to live in my house ....when He act's stupid & doesn't preform like I ask Him to (when his batteries are low).....I also get headache's and…

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