What is your Gross Income.

I trust Big Jake, My Silicone Buzzy Bunny.

I can make any Man Love Me.....well maybe for an hour.

I'm an Ivory Girl.....It's like Me....."99 44/100% Pure.

You can still buy it at Flea markets, Roadside stands, Yard sales, Dirt Cheap stores in South Ohio, House party's, Airport restrooms, Herbal stores in Denver, any where you smell the Essences of a real good Herb.

Kate Hudson and Chris Martin are Beach Buddy Fucking as We came to press.... Gwinuth was watching there Kids......Apple Pie Martin, Moses-in-the Basket Martin & Kate's Son's Ryder Truck Robinson and the wee new tot.....Bingham Cherry Bellamy......JLaw on the other hand tweeted, We fight and then We Fuck, that's…

I would not let that come at Me in any direction.

I've been to Loli Island.....but never Pen Island.

I know I know......I have a GED and a Corner Office and I still get shit from My Family.

That's Wasabi & Kaffir Lime.

Myself as well......I only like Olives if they're taking a Bath in My Glass of Blue Skye Vodka.

I'd love to help Him wash that Moustache.

I have a Man/Boyfriend named Big Jake....He's a Pleasure Silicone Rabbit with only one eye, He's cobalt blue, waterproof, has a rotating tip and only require 3AA Batteries to live in my house ....when He act's stupid & doesn't preform like I ask Him to (when his batteries are low).....I also get headache's and…

#Gramdma Instagram is the worst.

Damm Straight this is ......The United States of Jezebel.

....off the subject here but........Spear Fisherman Bill Willkinson #billy willkkkinson "The most Violent Imperial Wizard of Lousiana" has been found living in his $3 million dollar resort in Belize (50% mestizo)...The Blue Hole is full of Crazy Wizard Fish with Attitudes.

What the fucking fuck does an Asian look like......just answer the question!!!!

A of Sac-a-Nookie.

Double D Tiddy Club here.....I'm not very good at Math Myself ....But I got the Hot's for my Math Professor's Sweet Ass......."69 in a broom closet when I'm rude, broke and drunk get's me "86 every time.

I've been misled Over 3 times at the Alter about a Groom's Education, one's Dental Hygiene History and another's Financial History & Affair's...... Mandeep Geet....Please, we've all been misled about something. I'm sure you misled Ajax Sabrang about that White Dress you had on.