I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…

I get what you’re saying, but I would say if your behavior is so boorish that security has to come over to you four times — and ultimately kick you out even though you’re the coach’s wife — then yes, you have to live with people showing your boorishness.

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

The Nice Guys ruled. You eat shit.

Wearing a Jose Fernandez shirsey right now, actually.

you are this upset about a team of people you don’t know losing a game? Imagine how you might feel if your people were virtually exterminated over a span of hundreds of years, thrown onto reservations, and forced to watch what was left of your people and culture become a caricature for a baseball team....

Counterpoint:

They basically said “look, historically we reflexively support Republicans regardless of who their opponent is because we are conservatives dammit. But even we see that now is not the time to vote Republican just because you always have.”

Darren Sharper is a lot less dangerous in 2-D.

So he did everything ‘wrong’, but the police DIDN’T execute him? Hmmmm...maybe if more encounters were leavened with police restraint, like this one, citizens wouldn't fear lethal consequences to what should be a routine interaction. Good on these police.

Any time I read these stories, I think: how big was this fucking giant’s bladder? Two cases of tall boys on a car ride? How was the urine removed? Was he pissing in bottles? Then I think: I wonder how thick Andre’s cock was. If his finger to penis size ratio was normal, can you imagine the size of that HAWG?!

Man, when Pearce finds out about this, he’s gonna be

Of course he does. Phil is from Wisconsin.

This man won a Stanley Cup. Phil is not just cool. Phil is a goddamn hero

Just a point of clarification, but Pickelman’s is a sub shop...she basically got punched at Jimmy John’s. In my mind that makes it sound even worse. You get punched at a bar and it sounds like you were out drinking, and who knows what the circumstances are. She got punched at a sub shop.

No, it was robbery, pure and simple. Nashville got the leagues 2nd best defenseman (Kris Letang is #1) and the player that the media pretends Drew Doughty is. Montreal got a guy who has always been a bit overrated, but was undoubtedly at one time a #1 guy. That time is at least 2 years past. Weber’s analytics have…

Montreal did still get a future HOF defender in return

And by mid-season Therrien will be gone and Bergevin will realize what a mistake it was to trade Subban.

Weddings are nightmarishly expensive even when they're small. Some people don't have tons of money and don't want to start their lives together by going into mountains of debt. I have no objections to a cash bar at a wedding. You're there to celebrate the bride and groom, not to get shitfaced on someone else's dime…