Clearly you’ve never seen “Color of Night”. When Bruce Willis wants to show his penis, that shit is gonna happen, consequences be damned. He’ll even go so far as to construct an elaborate murder mystery around it to justify the exercise, roping in people like Lance Henriksen and Brad Dourif for legitimacy. It doesn’t…

Call me dissapointed.

*Laughs in poverty*

I would still read the shit out of Snacktaku focused on celery and carrot sticks.

An update on our colleague Mike Fahey: Mike is now home and acclimating to a future of having to use a wheelchair. He’s exploring options for a van he could ride in or even drive with hand controls. They’re expensive, so we’re inviting people to contribute to his family’s GoFundMe to help get him back on the road.

Weapon degradation was such an atrociously bad decision for that game.  I can’t fathom why they decided to do it.

A lot of people throwing out a lot of great suggestions, so I’m going to go for a more dark horse candidate for one of my all-time favorites: Transistor!

PS1 was home to a surprising amount of good platformers.

As a kid, Spyro was MY game. I hunted down all the secrets in 2 & 3 and then 100%d the secret levels, and I loved every minute of it. The zones are so cool, the music is unique and fantastic (and funny that I’d end up loving The Police years later, when one of their members was the driving force behind the…

When this was announced I was surprised that the response was so much more reserved than for Crash. I enjoyed all 3 Spyro games MUCH more than the Crash games, and I liked Crash. Spyro kind of felt like what a good 3D Sonic might be. The platforming is all about using momentum properly.

Flip the argument: The world has gone to hell, why would you prevent someone from finding love, a bastion of safety and comfort in a world gone to shit because of some biological imperative? I think you just described the bad guys in the world of TLoU

Just the polygon/3D games look dated... 2D RPGs on PSX look superior to 16-bit systems, ie Legend of Mana

For me it probably comes down to a question between the SNES and the PSX.

Uh, Tales from the Borderlands is the best Telltale game by a lot.

I’m more of a Prompto gay myself

This was much of the joy of Final Fantasy XV, for me. The visual design was so spot on that I was able to forget a lot of the technical flaws of the game and just enjoy living in the world for a couple (cough, 90 some) hours. Luckily, I hear Zelda has that wonder WITHOUT the technical flaws. Can’t wait to play it.

Somehow he’ll manage to find the secret hidden ending no one knows about where Geralt sits in his run down wintery alone and puts a shotgun in his mouth.

Hm, that’s a good question. My parents weren’t unsupportive, but they weren’t very confident in my abilities. Thinking back, I can see how my thoughts about supporting Ciri might have come from thinking she couldn’t handle it. Welp, there’s a fun Freudian crisis to unpack today...

We already got a horror movie set in that universe. It’s called Return to Oz. I get chills up my spine just thinking about it.

I would just like to say one thing about XIII so called linearity and lackluster gameplay. Since I've realized its pointless to try and persuade people to like this game as much as I do, and that's okay.