When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

I mentioned it in another G&L post earlier this week, but honestly a good movie was already made about this: The Rape of Europa, the 2007 documentary. Clooney would have been better off trying to adapt that into a dramatic work.

Greased Mode.

... I'm fairly certain we're all familiar with Dickbutt.

"I know what it feels like to run out of reporting, because I have run out of reporting."

Could have been worse. They could have called it "Tamir Rice".

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

He also has the most adorable domestic violence charges against him.

And definitely *don't* go looking for naked pictures of him...

1) After the vines of his kid, I became an Andrew Hawkins fan

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

Watching players get genuinely upset during a loss in the regular season makes me respect them.

"Nice spirals."

I haven't seen a quarterback so happy about taking hits since Todd Marinovich.

I like Blue Moon. It's usually the most pleasant thing on the menu in the average chain restaurant.

Hochuli said he differentiated between the crown of the helmet and the hairline. The crown is the top of the helmet. The hairline is the top of the forehead.

...he says that head coach Marc Trestman's latest comments "put the apostrophe" on the season

White Moses, black Annie. Who the hell cares? It's all fiction.

Knowing nothing about you except that comment, I think we can be friends.

Kemba Walker Made The Block Of Your Dreams