Sammy Sosa doesn't look too well either...
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"Moving the chains" is unacceptable nonsense?
As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."
Jon, I just took over the Redskins and I might be in a little bit over my head, I need some strong football acumen about this QB situation...what do you think of RGIII?
One of my favorites:
I really like this, if only because it makes Ken Gurnick sound as rational as someone who thinks we shouldn't have cured polio.
This probably isn't the ideal way to let you know after all these years, but I survived.
Take that back.
"Hey Jason, great game, I'm Gordon from Sesame Str..."
Once again, Deadspin uses a grossly misleading headline. The game is still in the 1st quarter; it is irresponsible journalism to make it sound like this play will be the summary of awful Jets plays today.
What a coincidence, your wife and I had sex twice this year too!
It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.
What's your twitter handle? I'd really like to follow for more awesome commentary.
Balotelli was forced to amputate his feet after the newspaper shoes provided next to no circulation
I agree. As long as he sticks to pipes and is willing to give up on the end of his joints, he will have a stellar career.
It's the Tall of Fame not the Tall of Very Good
Of course it wasn't these two. A good Sheff would never want to mess up Stew art.
If your boss told you that a junior person was going to take your place and you had to sit in the office watching that person do your job, you'd probably be upset too.
The last German to forecast their empire lasting over 5 years didn't turn out so well.