Balotelli was forced to amputate his feet after the newspaper shoes provided next to no circulation
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I agree. As long as he sticks to pipes and is willing to give up on the end of his joints, he will have a stellar career.
It's the Tall of Fame not the Tall of Very Good
Of course it wasn't these two. A good Sheff would never want to mess up Stew art.
If your boss told you that a junior person was going to take your place and you had to sit in the office watching that person do your job, you'd probably be upset too.
The last German to forecast their empire lasting over 5 years didn't turn out so well.
That asshole stole my PowerPoint presentation!!!
This is an underappreciated problem in sports. A lot of athletes struggle with addiction, and it's not always to sugar. Kerry Collins, believe it or not, was addicted to alcohol.
-John Wilkes Booth's review of "Our American Cousin"
Butch Clutch for Cutch's Catch
You know, I was really on the fence about Timlin, and by "on the fence" I mean "fuck no", but then I read this, and now I've changed my opinion! From "fuck no" to "fine, whatever". Thanks!
In other news, Costa Rica has applied for UEFA membership.
If you think this is bad, you should hear his name for Gonzaga!
God, what's up with white culture? Can we get a white spokesperson to explain things to us?
I am sick and tired of all of these arsenal posts!
"We're going to train you on this smaller goal that way when you get into a regulation size goal it will be much easier to- Wait. WHO THE FUCK SUGGESTED THE SMALLER GOAL."
Dempsey? Donovan? Howard?!
The 13-letter horrifically offensive curse word is Knickerbocker, not motherfucking.
"Hey, what are you doing? I'm just pulling pranks. You Ken Tarr est me for that!"