Hey, at least they aren’t “Nazi Pedophiles *Against* America”. Fuck those guys.

I...don’t know? I came across the Tiny Desk concert because it was recommended by David Plotz (a white man) on the Slate Political Gabfest. I (a white man) love it and have seen it with my wife like 3 times in the last week. My son (a 7 year old white child) also loves it. Like other than Bart Fargo down there I…

Hot take, yo. Let me know what you like so I can find somewhere on the internet where people like it and I can shit on it.

While you immerse yourself in all things Lizzo, if you have not seen it, I cannot recommend her Tiny Desk concert strongly enough. I have not been fortunate enough to see her live (I’m a 45 year old dad – I don’t see anyone live), but this gives at least a taste of how powerful her voice and presence are in person…

“racism doesn’t require intent.”

How about they just agree now that they will all drink strichnyne?

I get the stuff at Trader Joes. Unlike peanut butter, you probably want to get it with some sugar added (at least if you’re going for something that tastes somewhat close to peanut butter). Peanut butter wise I prefer the natural stuff (Laura Scudders, etc), but you need to add sugar to sunflour seeds to get them to…

I...don’t know what “posted with recognitions” means?

Yeah, I mean it’s totally plausible that it’s racially motivated, but it’s also plausible that it’s just a really tasteless joke.* I would assume for there to be a conviction there would have to be other evidence of racial animus.

I mean, it’s not like anyone will Coppa to it. 

I don’t think they are arguing that, they are just making the point that all things being equal a transparent egg container is a superior design from their perspective.

I’d do this even with a clear package b/c the cracks are sometimes on the bottom. I always open my eggs and wiggle each one regardless of package.

I mean, this seems a bit of a straw man. I don’t think anyone other than some flavor of trolls is intentionally trying to “out-woke each other”. More and more people have had the light turned on about just how shitty life has been for not-white-males, and given the “everything-I-think-I-must-say” nature of the…

Yeah, I’ve had to switch over to Sunbutter because my son has a peanut allergy (not that bad of one near as we can tell, but why risk it). Sunbutter definitely does the best peanut butter impression of any of the alternatives I’ve tried (and in something like “spicy peanut noodles” where there are a bunch of other…

Calling out that someone was told to closet themselves or miss out on career and life changing role opportunities isn’t performative wokeness, it’s basic decency...

Yeah, see, I’d interpret “is there a doctor in the house” as “is there someone with medical training in the house” (or really “is there someone with emergency medical training”). I would hope that if someone came forward and said they were an ER nurse or paramedic their help would be enthusiastically accepted.

raw celery is great for getting as much ranch dressing as possible into your pie hole.

I seem to remember calling it “kill the pill” and “smear the queer” somewhat interchagably (grew up in the 80s fwiw).

I think it’s mostly just very hard to shoot in a compelling way. You can’t really see the bullets - mostly just a bunch of people running around and then saying “shit!” and walking away with their gun in the air. I think you’d need something more visually compelling - like if you could get a “tracer” effect on the…

Maybe her Hospital ID or something?