The whole “we can’t do it because the scientists say so” thing is a weirdly common trope in 80s movies. I’ve heard a lot of scientists say “gee, I *wish* anyone ever actually said that.

We do not approve of your usage of “we”.

He went to Palo Alto high school and Harvard. Having made only 60 million is rock bottom.

See I was just going to say I know literally nobody who saw this, so I was kind of surprised.

I know every time I’m watching a basketball game I’m like “geez, these player substitutions take forever”.

I wonder if east coast Prius drivers are shittier, because around here (SF Bay Area), they are pretty much like any other cheapish mid-sized car driver (accord, corolla).

Well if you want to get it towed you usually have to get the police to ticket it first (at least that was the deal at the house I used to live in near the Cal football stadium and Greek Theatre where we’d occasionally get people parking in our lot.

Perhaps you should be asking yourself why you give a shit who gives a shit?

Based on that pic the problem might be that Andrew Luck has secretly been replaced by comedian Matt Braunger:

Ooh! ooh! Tell us some things you like so we can shit on them!

Wait, so they are *not* going to have the whole MCU lineup? That’s disappointing. My plan was to start rewatching it with my 7-year old son when the streaming service started :/

What, no Onan the Barbarian?

I remember getting a 20MB hard drive and saying “I’ll never in a million years use all this space”

Archer for pure trolling purposes.

*Shrug*. The stadium is a hole. I went there exactly once. For a night game. I won’t be back. The point is that 87 degrees as read in Santa Clara translates to close to 100 degrees if you were to measure the temp in the seats, and that’s fucking miserable. In any case, I was just calling out your incorrect assertion…

80 at worst? There’s hasn’t been a day under 80 in weeks and the peninsula now routinely gets into the 90s and occasionally pokes into triple digits. Yeah, it’s not Australia, but it’s not just 75 with a light breeze around here, and when combined with a stadium that makes it like 10 degrees hotter than the reported…

Yep. I grew up in Palo Alto and now live in Mountain View. Shitty tech bros do indeed abound (and ok, I do work in tech, but I do try to not to be shitty). While they don’t have the character of a big city, all the peninsula cities have something to recommend them - Mountain View has nice parks and a decent downtown.…

Apropos of nothing, I can really think of nothing sadder to name a cat than “Eponine”, a character that is basically the embodiment of “I will die alone”.

She’ll be fine if she seems like she really wants to be there. She is certainly a good actress, but in two swings in big (broadly) fantasy/sci fi properties she has not really impressed.

Counterpoint: her sidekick was easily the best thing in the first Thor movie.