None of those people had their grandfathers hanged by a goddam mob...

Any possibility that this is Musk doing his *own* April Fools Day joke in a horribly bungled effort to seem more fun and relatable?

Always with the Hot Pocket truthers.

I assume it’s not her arm but a disembodied one?

“It’s a cartoon! Kids will love it! Double bill with Grave of the Fireflies!”

Ah, baseball. The crack of the bat, The brack of the cat.

I was trying to tell if he was smiling or if I was just imagining it.

I mean, maybe, but not sure how that is even vaguely relevant to this situation. If you took a shirt from a friend’s house as a joke after the two of you had been “stealing” small things from each other over the past 9 months, but it turned out that particular shirt was important to them and they got mad, you’d…

There are dill flavored seeds? Eww. And I generally *like* dill.

What a weird take for a SABR member to have, since they were pretty much on the forefront of “hey minor league stats can in fact be meaningful if you contextualize them for age and competition level” and Vlad Jrs. stats are somehow even *more* impressive if you take into account that he’s 2-3 years younger than most…

Well, I am aware of it, but that’s kind of the proof of concept that plants the idea that they can bring the son back.

It does not. Saying it “fell flat onscreen” (particularly in this context where it is just taken as read that the movie “fell flat”) says that it was a critical and/or commercial failure, and it was demonstrably and factually not by any metric you want to use to measure such things.

“Civil War fell as flat onscreen as it did in the comics”

You, umm, know the story turns around the death of a person, yes?

THAT’S MY FETISH!

What I get that is kind of similar is kind of the inverse of starting to nod off while driving (when you have that “woah shit I’m driving” moment and snap back awake). A number of times I’ve been drifting off to sleep in my bed when my brain suddenly goes “WAKE UP DUDE YOU’RE DRIVING” and I snap awake only to find I’m…

No the rest of the world prescribes pain medication more responsibly. There are certainly times when this kind of pain medication is needed, but it should be prescribed carefully and the people taking it should be made aware of how addictive it is and given resources to reach out to if they start developing an…

Bill Mueller had a pretty similar one when playing for the Giants.

I mean I *think* that’s vernacular for someone who “dogs it”, e.g. doesn’t give full effort all the time. Granted with everything else as context, still not a good look, but I don’t think “dog” here is on the same level that, say “kid” or (ugh) “boy” would be.

Lol that these are the “worst republicans”. McCain was an incompetent nincompoop with anger issues (not great, but not “the worst” in a world where Steve King, Jeff Sessions, Linsey Grahm, Mitch McConnel, etc, exist). Comey and Mueller about as apolitical as it is possible to be while working for the government.…