So best. Much good.

Hey, you’re with the moovement, or you’re against the moovement.

Well, on the western front. Probably shouldn’t repeat the name of the Pacific version.

“The rest of the league is full of erstwhile morons running the ball on every single first down to “establish the run” even though it doesn’t ever work.”

I mean, there’s also the previous 20 or whatever movies which while one can find plenty of flaws, have been a pretty impressive achievement basically unprecedented in scope.

Well they did, but our band also crushed it. :P

I was at the game in 1992 where Jason Kidd and Cal knocked of Hurley’s Blue Devils (in the pep band), so already seen him eat shit.

Hot take alert!

But what’s cool is: we still got it!

Mohel be sure to do so.

Huh. I watched it when I was 31 and it was 2004 and I found it...fine. Like unobjectionable to the point where i don’t understand why so many people have such a hate-on for it.

I don’t really understand the Garden State hatred. The movie was a pretty straightforward story about a kid who caused an accident that paralyzed his mom and was struggling to face it without antidepressants. Aside from better acting and a better soundtrack, it’s basically a particularly well-shot lifetime movie. I…

Umm, because it became a proxy for the culture wars in some remarkably ugly ways. If we want to dig deep on that, the ‘divisiveness’ was probably less about the movie itself and more about what some people believed it represented, but I think shorthanding all that to “divisive” is probably easier than trying to pull…

“Think it’s funny” does not equal “triggered”. Nobody is angry or offended that he’s serving fast food, it’s just...weird and funny (if one strips it from the context of all the things Trump has done and said that are weird and not-at-all funny). Like if I post a gif of octegenarians dabbing because I think it is…

Does HDTGM have some kind of allegiance to Middleditch?

In an interview about the Dungeons and Dragons movie, Jeromy Irons said something to the effect of “Are you kidding? I just bought a castle! I had to pay for it somehow.”

/me rolls eyes at the irony of OP mocking him with a statement that was probably not racially motivated but that could easily be interpreted that way.

It is? Lots of people have pony tails. I mean, it’s still kind of a shitty thing to say because it’s basically mocking him for how he chooses to wear his hair, whatever the reason he chooses to wear it that way. I’m not saying it *wasn’t* racially motivated, but I definitely don’t see how it must be.

also masturbate?

/me attempts to mansplain this condition to someone who has it only to realize that I can’t. #manProblems