I too live in the bay area, so I imagine our cultural references are similar.

Single most popular sport in the world and it’s not close == second tier sport. Ohhh kayyy.

I always thought of him as evil Michael Scott.

I really need to hide under my blankets and never come out.

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So...Avatar then?

It’s been a few years since I read them, but if we’re talking about Sherlock length episodes (~90 minutes), covering the whole thing in 8 episodes seems pretty plausible.

Actually, I’d expect they’d have to pay for the hand job.

Wait until he learns he can get it to play a song called: Bubble Butt. Source: I have a 5-year-old son with a 10-year-old cousin...

I just saw the Hunnam/Richie King Arthur movie and at no point did I remember that he was the lead in Pacific Rim.

I think you mean...legragating

I know, like how do you design that poster and not realize that YOU ARE THE BAD GUYS.

Come over to some knitting forums with me and let those fuckers know how much we all hate knitting! #CrochetOrNothing

I don’t think either of those players were nearly as extreme in terms of their offensive capabilities or their defensive (and stamina) limitations. They were just kind of run-of-the-mill “stand around and be big in the paint” kind of guys.

I suspect for similar reasons that relief pitchers are most often used in a “standard” way rather than having their role tailored to their skills. “A guy who can be dominant, but only for ~7-10 minutes” is not a tool that most coaches have had in their toolbelt, so they tend to focus on his limitations rather than his…

Because they are really good at it?

My first thought was that was supposed to be Amy Adams in Arrival (probably just because of the red hair).

Yeah, isn’t be basically like Mickey Rorke at the end of The Wrestler now except with his neck/back instead of his heart?

And really thank god no effort was made to make that case or you just know executives would be like “see, we put a minority lead in our action blockbuster and everyone hated it”.