Well and also the fact that evolution isn’t “done”. There’s a compunction to think of now as “what evolution has been leading to”, but it’s just an arbitrary point along the line. Maybe some of those genetic diseases will have vanished in a few thousand/hundred-thousand/million years.

You may need to stretch your mind to fully comprehend it.

Spoken like someone who has never had Poi (though OK, roasted suckling pig does kind of make up for it).

Lol @ “Do something sweet, do something sweet....standard caucasian high-5 good job”. I’d watch a “Pat McAffee breaks down sweet punts” video series.

As the Onion has pretty succinctly put it a number of times: “

Oh has Captain Lance gotten all mystical? I tuned out of Arrow after it stopped being on Hulu - might binge it at some point, but who knows - quality was kind of all over the place.

I haven’t read Dresden files, but the summary certainly *seems* like it could make a good TV show. God, please not Thomas Covenant. Just unrelentingly depressing and annoying.

Arnold’s Conan was definitely not a “dim witted muscle man”.

I mean, just to play devil’s advocate, even *if* he were alive, that doesn’t mean he’s free. Someone could be holding him as a chip still to play.

Director has confirmed that that scene is out, thankfully.

Trevorrow Never Dies.

/me is really entertained by Cookie Monster using the phrase “that being said” (or really “dat being said”) for some reason...

My record is 10 minutes with a screwdriver to pry it apart and stick it back together.

Yeah. You know what, can we stop with people knitting things and woodworking too? They are just following an algorithm.

Wait, you are accusing *other* people of strawmen right after somehow managing to imply that people are saying that solving a rubik’s cube in 5 seconds is somehow equivalent to proving a groundbreaking mathematical theorem? Nobody is saying that.

You think there was no demand for tri-corders? I respectfully disagree. Seriously “all the publicly available information in the world in your pocket” is not an invented need/want.

I remember catching this for the first time on a bar TV with the sound off on karaoke night and being goddam amazed. I always describe it as “full contact golf” (which is not entirely accurate - maybe “Aussie Rules with whacking sticks”).

Can’t tell if parody or crazy.

Jesus, is the idea of rationing the water (not selling all of it to the first guy to walk in the door) without gouging really that difficult to understand?

Oh man, someone make this commercial.