Spoken like someone who has never had Poi (though OK, roasted suckling pig does kind of make up for it).

Lol @ “Do something sweet, do something sweet....standard caucasian high-5 good job”. I’d watch a “Pat McAffee breaks down sweet punts” video series.

As the Onion has pretty succinctly put it a number of times: “

Oh has Captain Lance gotten all mystical? I tuned out of Arrow after it stopped being on Hulu - might binge it at some point, but who knows - quality was kind of all over the place.

I haven’t read Dresden files, but the summary certainly *seems* like it could make a good TV show. God, please not Thomas Covenant. Just unrelentingly depressing and annoying.

Arnold’s Conan was definitely not a “dim witted muscle man”.

Trevorrow Never Dies.

/me is really entertained by Cookie Monster using the phrase “that being said” (or really “dat being said”) for some reason...

My record is 10 minutes with a screwdriver to pry it apart and stick it back together.

Yeah. You know what, can we stop with people knitting things and woodworking too? They are just following an algorithm.

Wait, you are accusing *other* people of strawmen right after somehow managing to imply that people are saying that solving a rubik’s cube in 5 seconds is somehow equivalent to proving a groundbreaking mathematical theorem? Nobody is saying that.

I remember catching this for the first time on a bar TV with the sound off on karaoke night and being goddam amazed. I always describe it as “full contact golf” (which is not entirely accurate - maybe “Aussie Rules with whacking sticks”).

Can’t tell if parody or crazy.

Oh man, someone make this commercial.

The Llama has gills, and a beak, for heartlessly ratting out starving people to the authorities.

Kenji isn’t exactly a pro. I mean, I guess he is in the sense that he makes a living playing it, really he’s a professional streamer who plays magic at a high level, but (unless he qualified in the last year or so - i’ve been tuned out a bit), he hasn’t been on the pro tour.

A friend of mine (who went to an all-girls catholic elementary in LA) called it “Yellow Duck, Yellow Duck, White Duck”.

I can help your mom with a late night filler...

By all reports they were going to cut him if he exercised his option.

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