Clooney was attached, too, so it'd probably like the Ocean's films.

It was surprisingly sweet, and very few actors ever get an onscreen send off.

Somehow, I do a pretty good Cheech Marin, too: "The bartender never gets killed!"

That's awful.
When you do the math, it's such a narrow time window where you have to be on point. Your freshman year starts in September, and you know by September of your senior year if you have to right grades and extracurriculars. So, that's less than three years, or 1000 days, where you have to learn how to earn…

It seems like Reagan was born an old man.

I remember Chris Rock: "They're upset because they didn't have any friends, but there's a yearbook photo of six of them hanging out. I didn't have six friends in high school; I don't have six friends *now.*"

I recall Stone talking how about how we put so much pressure on young people to think that high school is the end all be all of existence.

From port to port.

Yeah, you would have been pretty young at the time. The moments I recall most are people trapped on highway overpasses, including a woman sitting with her deceased husband, and Mayor Ray Nagin's impassioned plea for more help: "No more goddamn news conferences!"

Who are you, Kirk Cameron?

I want to take audio clips of Tormund Giantbane from Game of Thrones and superimpose them over the Wyndham Wyzard:

Krup you!

That'd be a dream come true for most people.

Then you build your own prison and turn yourself in, and chill for a few years with your buddies, playing soccer, torturing your rivals, until you get bored and leave.

He has a small supporting role in Alpha Dog, and I recall thinking, "He's really transformed himself into a real actor at this point."

Man, that Michael Jordan, he's so phony!

Yeah, she's so old now.

He's a shmohawk!

I knew a girl whom we mockingly call a "cougar" because she was 28 or 29, looked really old, and was into our 23 year old buddy. One day she said to my friend, "Do you really want a black man in the White House?" and shocked, my friend could only blurt out, "It's 2008." "Yeah, I know," she said.

That's not gonna be good for business…