“Mike Pence? He couldn’t even get elected Vice President! Sad.”

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

Where’s he touching that person? Maybe he is applying for the priesthood.

And the fucking GREED. It’s never enough with these pricks. Billionaires needing publicly-funded stadiums. Every shitty little segment being sponsored my some mega-corp. Stadium naming rights. Field naming rights. Sponsored patriotism. Etc, etc, etc... It’s worse than trying to listen to public radio during a pledge…

Could be:

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

The lack of effort has to be Seoul crushing.

Raising your arm over your head after the national anthem is totally disrespectful. As soon as I figure out who should be offended, I’ll update my post.

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Big deal. With both Melo and Rose on the floor, I’ll be watching the Knicks play defense with 3 men all next season.

“He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a slimy con man.”

“No, I didn’t run for President. That was something people said because everyone loves Donald Trump. But believe me I never ran. I’d make the best President but I didn’t run for President” - Donald Trump, December 2016

This boulder of shit is incapable of honesty. And as disturbing as that may be, the fact that there are millions walking among us who believe him to be a capable choice for President is fucking frightening.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…