Typical convention fun:

Macaroni and Cheese still tastes as good as it did when I was five. Right out of the box too. None of that fancy shit.

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

The last 10 minutes were just Darke and McMenamin taking a giant crap all over the English squad. It was wonderful.

At least that damn ship hit SOMETHING. That free kick didn't hit a damn thing!

Imagine half of Leicester Cities fans and boards thought it would be a good idea to leave the FA because they didn’t like the influence other teams had on their ability to play football. Lets call it Foxit. But shockingly, leaving the FA means they are no longer in the Premier League and the FA CUp. They are no longer…

“We’re still quite dominant” understatement of the year...

Found him

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

People who hate football (soccer) for no reason, other than the offside rule is just too complicated for them to understand, remind me a lot of Trump supporters. They hate what they don’t understand and they don’t understand a lot of things because they are fucking morons.

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

Pfft, jokes on her. God isn’t saving anyone.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

“It just sits there!”

See America. This is what a smug, profane, egomaniac in Washington, DC looks like.

Yo.

Cool.

Klinsmann: Looks like a decent left back to me.