If you want me to keep you alive, please stop skipping the revive timer, and let it run it’s full course. I see that you have 50% of your timer left, and I know you killed yourself as I was standing over your now fresh corpse.

Don’t worry about your kill/death ratio

Wrong war, pal.

I can’t fathom why they didn’t bring over the squad mutany feature from BF4 and Hardline. It was used to switch Squad Leader when enough people in the squad hit the “Request Order” com row button.

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

You can’t balk if there aren’t runners on base.

You’re 50% right, but you should never drive in the left lane unless you’re passing. Driving in the left lane for no reason is illegal in several states and it should be illegal everywhere.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

It's really a terrible idea, especially if you factor in frequent lag issues...

I mean I get that getting married isn’t just about the wedding day it’s about the marriage but like. I thought it was sweet when people told me I’d make a beautiful bride, I don’t see what’s wrong with saying that. And I totally did make a beautiful bride. So there.

Speaking as a (big) Jew, I’m more offended by people trying to rewrite history than I am by swastikas. In fact, games like Wolfenstein: The New Order are way more resonant for me because they use actual Nazi imagery.

I had to do camera work for PAX and YouTube was acting funky yesterday. I'm back though! We should have an episode tomorrow if everything goes according to plan.

Gettin tired of your shit Rockstar.

I promise you, the trucker didn't have a legitimate reason to be in the left lane.

Aphex Twin is not a "they", it's a he. And you both are wrong.

Try and touch your fingertips to your palm. There. You get it now?