Came here to say this...Hayne seems like a guy destined to be a pass-catching RB or special teams standout for a good team. Pats, Packers, Seahawks...someone will pick him up and he’ll be useful.

Can we start investigating numbered bank accounts in the Cayman Islands to find the money the pats are paying Brady to circumvent the salary cap?

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Tiguan Underwood, Matthew Slater, Stevan Ridley!!!!!

Gillette Stadium. Bob Kraft. Ugg boots.

Make way for the bad guy!!

Have they determined how the Patriots kept Bowles from using his timeouts late in the game?

NFL Security 1 - “What are you doing?” You are Cheating!”

No outcry over Belichick’s tampering with the Ravens headsets at Arizona?
Come on, Deadspin. We expect you to be on this shit.

I knew Darth Hoodie was in the head of every single team in the NFL, but this is getting insane. I fully expect the NFL to go after Belichik for tax-evasion next, Al Capone-style.

I’m waiting for the day when it’s discovered that the Patriots have sleeper agents on the staff of every other team in the AFC.

Not saying it was high and inside, but that pitch would’ve ended Mr. Mets career.