If it isn't a colossal statue you can pilot as a mech, what's the point?

One day I will have someone paint a giant painting of me, shirtless, riding Vladimir Putin like a horse.

The true greats have giant pictures of themselves taken while standing in front of giant pictures of themselves that are of them standing in front of giant pictures of themselves while standing in front of giant pictures of themselves.

You've got to earn it

I'm fairly certain that doing just that is one of my life goals.

Sounds like something a person with no giant pictures of themself would say.

Lohan puts the Quit in mosquito. (sorry, i'll show myself out now.)

This shouldn't be surprising considering who the Sun's current Editor In Chief is:

Dare we hope republican women are starting to clue in that they're not excepted from any of this?

No no, it means they are not true whackadoodles and should be forced out of their jobs.

If a little part of you dies every month of that loan... there probably won't be much of you left by the time the whole thing is paid off. Because I pay $700/month on my student loans, and they're a lot smaller than $90K, and I've still got a lot of months left.

I really really need Bransons gf to go away I hate that bitch you can be progressive without a offending everybody! Seriously the russian refugees? Are you a refugee? No? Then don't try to make them feel worse than they already are...bitch. God I miss Sybil she was progressive but still lovable.

Whenever I hear someone mention the ZX Spectrum, I'm reminded of Tim Follin, who composed music for some of the games. I'm still blown away by the sounds he could pull out of a 1-channel motherboard beeper.

I just assume their inner peacock is wanting out.

And definitely, DEFINITELY not a feminist in front of other men.

And don't forget his opposite, the guy who is so nice and respectul (seemingly) in real life, but in his spare time dwells under the internet's message board bridges.

This. So much this. So much Nice Guying (tm) so little time. :-/

My sister takes a ton of selfies. But they are so fucking good it is unfair. I am pathologically unphotogenic so I am pretty sure cameras cry when there are photos of myself taken ("not hideous in real life I swear!" I always plead to the camera, and it clearly does not listen). For her, it might be narcissism in the…

I kinda feel the opposite. It might just be because I see it so much more from women I know, but it seems even more narcissistic when many of them do it because they know they're going to get loads of likes and have numerous people tell them how pretty they are. People don't seem to care that much when guys post them.