Humans are one of the few species where females preen themselves for males. In almost all other species it's the males who have to look pretty and put on a show.

I have quite a few male gay friends, I feel like this would apply to them as well.

No you're not wrong, and I agree. I side-eye women who do it as well, but I tend not to judge. It's a mere annoyance when women do it, but when men do? I tend to think there's something going on with him mentally that he NEEDS that type of attention, all day, everyday.

If you're going to give anyone a pass for reason B, you should take into account that for the vast majority of animal species, it is actually the males who do the preening and displaying for the benefit of females. So maybe even human men still have some remnant of that "primordial need."

She had her back done.

"This was the ugly truth behind the verdict: Tillie would never have been locked up for life if she were attractive."

that's basically my response to urgent morning sex requests! i have zero sex drive until my brain is fully awake, and that can take an hour or two. i expect concessions to be made for me too, but i've definitely offered to just lay there if my partner's morning wood is that serious.

SOOOOOO TAAAASSSSTTTTYYY!!! Can you tell I really like that crust?

Trefoils 4Ever!!!!

I'm old. I don't know who this even is. Is this some of that hippety-hop music I always hear the kids going on about?

This is unrelated but in Meryl Streep's blurb she says, "The movie that makes me cry is Anchorman. I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does. I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I'm not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man."

I have a list of about 100 games I own that I need to play. The way I'm approaching it is that im not allowing myself to buy anything new until I finish ten of them. Then nothing else until ten more, etc until I'm through the list!

If you say so.

The ironic nature of posts like this collapse in on themselves in an ouroboric nightmare of meaninglessness. We're making fun of Rhianna right? While loving her and mocking her and being a huge fan of hers but not really? Might as well type in air quotes all the time.

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This is why I'm naming my children Paul's First Letter to the Thessalonians and Paul's Second Letter to the Thessalonians.

He and Louis C.K. should go on a divorce comedy tour.

No "Rise of the Dragon"? This list is bullshit!

Nah, this is probably a fine list. I just wanted to chime in with a favorite. IHNMAIMS is an incredibly solid choice.

Maybe so, but he only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney.

I would mock any white idiot who made that many typos in one statement. Holding someone to a different intellectual standard just because of his race is pretty much the definition of racism, though, so congratulations.