Um, it’s a street car not a race car.

3.8 billion human penises on the planet and yet people still freak out if they see even a simple drawing of one.

Yeah, that looks like fun.

Sometimes a taillight is just a taillight.

Yes, everything moves slowly as if transportation speed didn’t really matter in the city. It seems that city transportation was more about not having to walk and saving your strength for some later task. Life was tougher back then.

But what do you do if your president has a diaper blowout in the White House?

If they KEEP Steve Matchett, David Hobbs, Leigh Diffey, and Will Buxton I’ll be very sad.

The Trump Crime Family

In other words, Trump really is an ignorant moron.

Typical Tumphumper tactic: deflect, project, shoot messengers and change the subject.

Why are there so many more assholes than stomachs on this planet?

Move the seat all the way back before getting in and out. Boom.

NASCRAP, indeed.

That’s what my mommy called “an accident waiting to happen.”

And yet you can open carry a .44 Magnum handgun in OKC and not get shot by the police - if you’re white.

‘Engine breaking’ isn’t so good though.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Trump’s brain?

Well done, lad.

Modern performance summer tires are designed to to great in both dry and wet conditions.

Anything less than 100% is shit.