Why the fck would anyone drive during this rare event? Pull off the road and ENJOY IT!

Trump did not disband the council. Blackstone Group LP Chief Executive Stephen A. Schwarzman, who led the Strategic and Policy Forum, phoned the president on Wednesday to inform him the group was being disbanded

Anything less than a Total Solar Eclipse of exactly 100% is a completely different experience than a partial eclipse. Can’t be compared really. It’s a night and day difference, literally.

99.8% is NOTHING.

It’s like asking if a fish can ride a bicycle. A treadmill has nothing to do with airplane performance.

Men are scum. Not all of them, actually, but far too many. Exhibit A:

Flying private FTW.

Triggered. Sad!

Amazing how little control people seem to have with their index finger. Sad!

Fuck that drinking out a shoe stunt already. It’s tired and well past the sell by date.

That’s why it’s called the Minor Leagues.

Give it up. Because Virginia. They absolutely hate fun cars and those that drive them for fun.

Marriage isn’t for everyone.