1. There’s two former Mrs Bonespurs who’ve proved that doesn’t work out well.
   

49.8% of the country, ie - all the men, don’t care what she says. They just like the way she looks and the sound of her voice.

Why would you turn your cyber-bullying summit in to a joke by having Melanie speak?

It’s called projection. They think she’s ugly and so they assume that everyone else is saying she’s ugly.

It’s not exactly “delusional” if it’s evidence based on study.  That’s actually, the exact opposite of delusional.  And as to the note on biology, well if you’re going simply on those reproductive animal aspects, well yeah, an 18 year old female is far more viable than a 30 year old one.  And moving beyond that takes…

The thing I do not get is that, like, do these peoples’s tastes not change with age? I mean, when I was a teenager I thought teenagers were objectively the hottest group . When I was in my mid-20s, I thought women in their mid-20s were objectively the hottest. Now that I’m in my early 30s, I think women in their early…

It’s remarkably passive aggressive. Let’s release the baby names that we chose together-- now you cannot chose those baby names with any other mate. She’ll know and I’ll know and you’ll know that the name you loved was chosen with us first. 

It took two 11 year-olds less than 20 minutes to hack replicas of the Florida state elections website. Cool.

Tweets about Omarosa summarized:

After seeing this tweet, I can never look at his face and not laugh.

He is no more 6'3" than he is 239 lbs.

At least until we’re sure. Wasn’t there a mass shooting at a summer camp in one of those “Why the fuck all there all these J’s in our words?!” countries?

Not half as obscure as the law covering the President’s skincare regime; the Emollients Clauses.

good god, she is a bad ass!!

Now, see, if you drag him behind a dumpster, and beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat that is still in it’s packaging, it’s not assault. Because you didn’t take the weapon out of it’s packaging. So it’s not REAL assault.

My guess is he wants off the registry so he can change his name and live in anonymity.

‘I absolutely do not understand what you’re talking about’ is the professional version of what I said. I have no doubt, however, that our Justice Franklin’s internal monologue was very ‘what the fucking fuck?!’ like mine. 

Frankly, I’d be fine if they just wrote, “Get the fuck out of here.”

“Your Honor, while my client is alleged to have penetrated and placed debris in an unconscious woman, in his defense, it’s not like his dick was in her. So it doesn’t count as real rape. “

Of for fucks sake. Just put this fool in jail forever already. “I was only kind of trying to rape her” Is not an acceptable legal defense. it’s absolutely appalling, utterly dumb, and offensive to victims of sexual assault.