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I'm currently going through all my junk and I feel so guilty for accumulating it all. The more I get rid of the better I feel.

My Seniors, Chessie and Pepino. Pepe sometimes pretends to be a hipster.

"being a cat lady is now très chic." It has BEEN TRÈS CHIC FOREVER. Y'all are so fucking LATE.

Cat people, by definition, don't care what others think of them.

I always want to talk about cats! My princesses: (The one on the right has a slight case of RBF, but she's a sweetie pie. A timid sweetie pie.)

Kitty hugs are the best hugs! Me and my rescue Eliza.

Please. Ask me about my cats.

Karma for people who eat/make foie gras: somehow the foie gras has been replaced with actual vomit

Fuck foie gras, i'm going to go vomit now and it will look just like this drink.

Oh whatever. I was born in 1982 and rotary phones where still extremely confusing to child-me. If you gave a today-kid a regular wired phone with number buttons on it instead of a rotary, they'd have no problem dialing a number. The real test would be whether they actually have all their friends' phone numbers

Will there be salami rides? I'm asking for a friend.

Tunnel of Parmesan.

Going by girth alone, it would seem that some of these cats are doing very, very well! This cat might actually kill a mouse if it accidentally rolled over on one.

You shouldn't have to pay just to have a checking account.