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I LOVE My Cat from Hell. Jackson Galaxy is the best.

I dunno if I can give up Too Cute with the puppies, though. :/

Oh whatever. I was born in 1982 and rotary phones where still extremely confusing to child-me. If you gave a today-kid a regular wired phone with number buttons on it instead of a rotary, they'd have no problem dialing a number. The real test would be whether they actually have all their friends' phone numbers

It sort of creeps me out that store-bought bread stays "fresh" for weeks at room temperature. Homemade bread, by comparison, will start molding in under a week (exact time depending on humidity).

Will there be salami rides? I'm asking for a friend.

Tunnel of Parmesan.

I believe the issue only affect 10.9, so you should be good to stay on Mountain Lion. You should go to: gotofail.com and see if I'm correct.

Looks like it is NOT available for Mountain Lion, contrary to the article. So to get the fix I need to upgrade to Mavericks, which will break other stuff.

Going by girth alone, it would seem that some of these cats are doing very, very well! This cat might actually kill a mouse if it accidentally rolled over on one.

You shouldn't have to pay just to have a checking account.

Catmetheus had been imprisoned for millennia, ever since he had stolen catnip from the gods and shared it with the feline race. He spent those years chained to a mountain, where a vulture fed on him daily, stealing enough catgut to string all the violins that would ever come into existence. Nightly his innards grew

On weekdays, I like to wake up with 2 alarm clocks 5 minutes apart. One for telling me that I will need to get up soon, but not yet, and then the other to tell me that it is time to get up. I also use two different clocks (an alarm clock and a watch) so that I don't associate the "You have 5 more minutes" clock with

If he bites or scratches, shout NO, leave and close a door behind you. You might have to stand outside the house for a few minutes if the cat is not already in a room with a door. This also works on dogs.

Yes to everything bogartcat said. It's hard to get yourself to yell something so cute, but it's not like you have to curse at them or actually be angry. Yell "OUCH!" loud enough to surprise him. Right now, he probably doesn't realize what he's doing hurts, since that's how kittens play together, but making a loud