We ask our players 20 days a year — game days — to restrict their statements.

POTUS salary: $400k

If I keep driving it, I’ll be right there with you in no-time.

Though I did recently upgrade the driver’s cushion from a pillow in a white plastic bag to a foam dog bed folded up in a heavy-duty black trash bag.

I was invited to drive the CJ, but without power steering those wide tires would have killed my back. I really am old and decrepit.

It was actually a bit embarrassing. I had been riding the clutch so much during the parade, then walking so much around the area, that by the time I climbed awkwardly into the CJ my leg cramped up. Basically I looked like a 80-year-old man getting in.

I know some people have had Jalopnik writers/contributors in their cars, but you don’t often here of readers in the cars of writers.

David speaks the truth: this was a great show overall, and being introduced to the FSJ exhibit was a genuine shock and awe moment. Mark Allen, head of Jeep design and classic Jeep enthusiast, came wandering through and seemed quite impressed.

“Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.” - line of the series imo.

I agree with your point, but in addition, what percentage of these schools that are paying these coaches like crazy are ever going to actually win something?  Kirk Ferentz is making $4 mill+ a season to coach fucking Iowa!  Not that it would be better if Iowa were actually a good program, but they aren’t!  They’re…

It’s actually pretty nice now.

Shitwhole Foods?

The GOVERNOR of Maryland makes $150,000/year.

When you aren’t paying the labor you have more money than you can spend. 

And remember, DJ is making $2.5MM this year, while they players are making DON’T YOU EVEN SPEAK OF MONEY YOU UPPITY GOONS. YOU GET AN “EDUCATION.”

One actionable thing you can do right now is call one of UM Football’s biggest sponsors - UnderArmour.

But no worries drafting or signing women beaters. The list of those teams is sadly long.

“Somebody’s got to call a spade a spade.”

I’m glad there’s finally a white man who can look at the Harvey Weinstein assaults and go, “How is this about me?”

Finally! The Browns fanbase has something to brag about! Our defense is always on RedZone!

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