just because you like eating tomato and cheese tart and the rest of us like eating actual pizza doesn’t mean you’re better than us

By what metric is Melo a great player?

Melo’s not on anyone’s all time list, but he’s similarly a great player who could never win a championship by virtue of who he is.

I’m so excited. I eagerly anticipate many a powerless scowl from Chris Paul in street clothes as they lose in the Western Conference Semis.

As a Rockets fan I disagree with all of these reasonable and accurate points.

I think the Rockets’ implosion over the next couple years is gonna be pretty fun to watch. Chris Paul is somehow both one of the greatest point guards of all time while also possibly being the main reason Chris Paul will never win a championship.

Let’s also appreciate what Pizza Hut had to say...

They keep it real up in St. Pete

This is by far the best Jameis gif.

You can tell how much they appreciate his leadership by their refusal to look at him

this one’s even stupider.  not by much, but still. 

As a Jets fan, I’m often asked what team I hate the most. Is it the Patriots? The Dolphins? The Giants?

Wait, wait wait, you’re telling me a CEO spent an actual goddamned night in jail? Shit, man, I’m at work. What the fuck am I supposed to do about this erection right now?

His eye did.

Surprised he didn’t get away with it. Judging by the picture at the top, he serves as his own look-out.

I’ll still back Democrats everyday over republicans but they need to stop trying to kill their own left wing. 

After hearing him in the video, he’s already a better commentator than Gruden.

Considering how interesting he made an empty warehouse, I would watch any sport Antoine Dangerfield commentated.

Antoine Dangerfield is a preposterous name for a person and an excellent name for a cat.