So what kind of beers don't suck? I live in the Napa Valley of beer-making, taste quite a few beers a month here in Denver that don't suck—at least in my opinion.

I know it doesn't add anything useful to the dialogue, but I seriously hope Michael Nodianos is having the worst day of his life right now. Actions have consequences. Well done, Anonymous.

Ugggghhhhhhhhh...

I got that the point of scooping out a bagel was ostensibly to cut the carbs, but that's where my mind went—more room for creamy cream cheese!

Poor Abraham Shakespeare.