cestbruni
C'est Bruni
cestbruni

I mean seriously. They act like the ability to buy an apartment, play the stock market, and even get fucking car insurance is fun. I want an anarchic break from the realities of capitalist life not a simulation which approximates it.

Try playing with people you meet online e.g. the TAY crew or whatever. Letting the matchmaking system choose players for you is usually horrible.

God damnit that pun is Joyce-tier.

the stock market


The idea was much better than execution, stupid online image editors.

Your first paragraph is my exact point, although you've turned it back on me as if I was the one who argued that "You shouldn't write 'Democrats' when you mean Liberals, nor 'Republicans' when you mean Conservatives."

And then you repeat my point again, "there's no party that would label themselves accurately." So

Maybe that explains why so many modern games are uninspired. AAA developers have forgotten about the classics :(.

Now playing

DID SOMEBODY SAY NEXT GEN FISH TECHNOLOGY?

Killstreaks are for red-blooded Republicans.
Deathstreaks are for wimpy bleeding-heart Liberals.

I'm mocking you.

The terms Liberal and Conservative don't accurately describe the people or ideology they label any more than Democrat or Republican.

Conservatives don't want to conserve the current political situation, the environment, or anything other than some impossibly vague idea of supposed traditional values.

Maybe you shouldn't write "Liberals" when you mean whatever the hell Liberal has come to mean in contemporary America.

Yeah, the ps2 gtas were kind of stupid, but at least they were mildly funny. Now Rockstar tries to make their games "gritty," "edgy," and "serious" while making jokes like this.

Ahh, the sadism lurking beneath the saccharine rags-to-riches fantasies capitalism engraves on us.

Well the game is kind of a fantastic representation of bourgeois middle-class consumerism. So, it works.

True Greatness

50 SECONDS

Yeah, arguably the most famous superhero of all time, Superman, was created by two Jewish kids who seem to have incorporated their outsider experience into the Superman narrative.

It's why Superman can be so amazing and heroic at times, but finds it hard to function in normal social settings. He's clumsy, even a times

This is a wonderful article.