Oh wow, you mean the pacifist ultra-environmentalist communist is a LEFTY!?!?

Xenogears is great but the mech combat sucks. Play Zone of the Enders 2 instead.

And now the more important question, do you pronounce it mahna as in "mom" or maana as in "man."

Daniel Radcliffe hot pepper reviews. Equus-style

And now it's just sad..

Please, no more, my eyes hurt.

Must hold back laughter. . .

Seriously? This is like the best movie the Coen Brothers never made: super sadistic, outrageous, and violent.

A couple plays Wii with sexual bets culminating in the mounty husband losing (presumably meaning he has to shove a wiimote up his ass) and then his wife attacks him with a knife…

NO YOU'LL RUIN THE ARTISTIC VISION

"Why do we want girls to play girls and why do we want boys to play boys?"
It seems you mean, "Why would anyone want to play as a girl?"

"You don’t get to change Master Chief into a girl, do you? Doesn’t happen, right? And in Killzone I’m sure you’re not playing a woman, right?"

Yes, you're right. 90% of video games…

Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear anymore! Sigh...
The last numbered Metal Gear Solid game had Snake actually attempting suicide.
Kojima is sick and tired of Metal Gear.

This one works

WHEN THE PIGS TRY TO GET AT YOU

Oh Leigh, it's been a long time since you've posted on Kotaku and your writing is so good! You have to be one of the best vidja game writers ever!

That man-cave-fan-fiction thing you did was one of the coolest articles this year. It's really easy to be pessimistic about video games and writing on videogames. It seems…

Superman becomes Cobra Commander?

Reggie laughs at your reasonable suggestion.

"There once was a shining city on seven hills, a place of beauty and freedom." Actually, no, the Roman Republic was pretty much founded on slavery just like the Greek Republics.

BUT THE GODS KNOW WHAT ONCE WAS CAN BE AGAIN IF A SON OF ROME WERE TO RISE

Hey that's the name of the game!

hee hee battle fluid
I hope a bad game or comic book has robots or cyborgs who don't have blood running through their veins but
BATTLE FLUID

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE

You're totally right it is absurd to think that swearing would help you play better, but hey! It helps to cope with pain at least.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1959039…
Crazy right?

Maybe it helps players cope with the extreme pain of playing Call of Duty!
(OHHHHH SICK BURN, WHICH YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET OVER…

It's lost its spunk, if you will.