Those contractors knew what they were signing up for!

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

Can you just imagine the absurd cavalcade of strokes the Cheeseheads would have if they signed Kap? The angioplasty rate in Wisconsin would skyrocket. The defibrillators would be ringing like the goddamn Anvil Chorus.

I agree they could have shrunk the GTA V map (it was CLEARLY done that way to expand the area around the mountains and put lots of obscure shit in there), but RDR has the best map of all time. There was nothing like getting to know every single inch of that map. Even the flat, boring parts were utterly magnificent.

As long as the map is well done people will be happy. Wasn’t a big fan of RDR and GTA V maps as parts felt large for the sake of large.

“you mean when I added 93 miles to the trip it got more expensive?!?!” the surge is one thing but the extra 93 miles should definitely be on her dime.

Rider is 100% responsible. It is extremely obvious that you are accepting surge pricing in the app. Uber used to hide it a bit, but you can’t accept a ride without seeing the surge pretty much in bold letters now. Also, she “added” a 93 mile detour to the airport after getting in the car...that sounds more than a bit…

In the Uber app, there’s a huge fucking WARNING that says surge pricing is in effect. I can’t recall if it specifies just how much impact it will have though, because most of my business travel is in shitholes where no one else cares to go.

Just Cause 3 wasn’t half bad either.

If it’s taking 5-6 hours, you’re not playing Monopoly correctly.

You’re playing it correctly, right? Auctioning off any property you land on but don’t buy, no money on Free Parking, etc.

1. Stratego.

Maybe I’m weird....

While still in the shower, I use my hands to sorta...squeegee...myself mostly dry, then step out onto the mat, grab my towel, and finish drying.

I dry off my body in the shower, then step out with my wet feet on the mat. The point of the mat is to make me not slip and possibly smash my head through the toilet.

*kicks you*

Quick correction: DC doesn’t believe in an infinite number of universes, but that only 52 can exist at one time.

Deathmatch will use a series of modified versions of maps that are already in the game as well as a brand new one: Chateau Guillard. It’s a fitting (?) place to host a deathmatch, because it used to be Widowmaker’s home before she made her first widow.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And look at you now, you're kick ass.