CVTs and jellybeans and/or transformers 4 Lyfe bro. Honestly ALL Japanese manufacturers have totally lost the plot and are living high on the hog from their hard-earned work in the 80s/90s—the Koreans are kicking their asses today because they have to in order to win sales. BMW has totally mailed it in, Audi is…

Correct, it uses the outdated five-speed automatic transmission. But the Name Nissan brings up the 3 letter acronym to any who are shopping currently. hence the need to break away from the name to avoid the connection.  

Some idiot made a similar speech about foreigners not too long ago.

mostly this bulbous proboscis. I had one as a rental, it was not terrible, drove great actually, but the name Nissan scares most because of the Crap CVT and lack of research. Truck up the front and change the name to a more retro name and I think it would do wonders for the little guy.

While this is brilliant, and I feel most Japeneese marque’s would benifit from selling us the same shit they did in the 90's, pesky government rules prevent this from being a thing.  Which is too bad.  I remember when Nissian and Mitsu made cars you actually wanted to buy, and Honda made good cars that didn’t make you…

When Nissan send their cars, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending cars that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing CVT. They’re bringing mediocrity. They’re Rogues. And none, I assume, are good cars.

This is is why I don’t f*** with genies. It doesn’t matter how specifically you word things they’re going to find a way to f*** you over with your wish. I want to be the best person on my basketball team... Genie breaks the right leg of everyone else on your team. I want a diesel Wrangler... Genie gives you a…

Guys, I think I’ve come up with a plan to save Nissan. They just have to sell new R34 GT-Rs instead of new R35s.

C’mon, I’d totally buy a Nissan! I could just imagine a tastefully upgraded Nissan Stagea Autech 260RS sitting beautifully in my driveway!!

Alfa Romeo:

Infinity:

Say Q followed by a two digit number divisible by 10 and you probably just named one of their models.

My step dad asked me if I ever considered an Infiniti after I bought my Miata.

I’m not sure there’s a single Infinity that I think is; partially sexy, generally pleasing to the eyes, functional, while also remaining somewhat practical.

Best thing for sale at a Nissan dealership right now is this hat.

Have had several rental Nissans the last couple of years. Killed any warmth I had for the brand. Completely concur.

If I’ve seen a new Infiniti on the road recently, I couldn’t tell you what model it was. If you told me it was a Q98.6 I’d probably believe it.

Still salty as hell that the Eau Rouge didn’t make it to the production stage. This would’ve genuinely made for a solid M3, C63, ATS-V, Giulia QF, etc. rival

This would be worrisome if Infiniti made anything worthwhile. 

Not many people knew in 2006 you could order what was basically an F1 car straight from Honda. The 2006 accord could be had with a rear wing, JUST LIKE THOSE ON F1 CARS IN THE 70'S, 80'S, 90'S, AND THEN CURRENT HONDA F1 TEAM!!!!!!!