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DIRT does an excellent job of replicating the noise of the Audi 5 cylinder.   It’s amazing in VR with a good set of headphones and a Thrustmaster wheel setup.

Tesla has been selling and servicing vehicles in Japan for about 5 years.

Came here for this and it was the fist comment.  I am so proud.

That dome contains a device that beams Fox News directly to the president’s Big Macs.

They are lies, and they are a display of intent and stance.    The base knows they are lies, but they are seeing the value of the person behind the lies.  They want the lies to be an acceptable truth.

I guess that's just his opinion

I'm proud of every grimy fingerprint in my Audi manuals.  Each one represents a battle won and a lesson learned

What this is, clearly, is a small scale test. Scientists are hard at work at determining the right amount of MDMA to dump into the oceans and create the biggest ever orgy. A fish fuck fest of epic proportions. We’re going to have dolphins going at it with sharks, squid blowing octopi, tie-up bondage with seaweed,

You need to add a warning before you post a video like that.   I’m at work, and i nearly died trying to contain myself after that last bit.   My face is on fire.

Sociopaths often kill animals for fun.

The wheels didn’t bother me that much, although it does suggest a boi racer did some awful things to it. For me, it was insta-CP when I saw it’s in New York. A 13 year old Japanese car from NY is going to be nearly dissolved underneath.

And Audi techs drive Subarus.   Full circle?   We always joked that at an Audi dealer there are Audis in the front, and Subarus back.

People are cheap, and they don’t understand how important tires are. I would see this on Audis all the time. Apparently you can put a price on safety.

“Snuggle Struggles”

Just commenting from the perspective of a former Audi tech. Our equipment was astronomically expensive, took up a ton of space, and would be pretty much obsolete in a few years.  That was just for one brand.  It’s a lot cheaper for a body shop to just drop the car off for final calibration and clearing faults.

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Wouldn’t be the first time he defended his weird anatomy.

You’re ok. It likely wasn’t anything like Greek yogurt. Thinking it was more like a jar of cheese spread in a microwave.

Does that really happen? I’m asking because something tells me I don’t want to Google the answer.

Nor eat Cheez Whiz

He managed to talk a country into a bad decision.   Getting a woman to make a poor choice seems plausible.