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Lol'd!  It made me think of my 33 year old Audi.  I drive it a lot more carefully because of the 'don't crash it than' mentality.  

Not a fan of Porsches, so if Porsche produced a Porsche and quit, i would be much happier.

His wife should be looking forward to that wicked prison bod and pent up sexual frustration upon release. Just reframe it as something positive.

When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!

I prefer them actually. I realize they are for sports cars / low seating position / blah blah blah. What I like though, is the two bumps created by the flat line meeting the circle are in exactly the right spot to apply leverage against when making turns in the city.

Plenty of the two together.   Elon was a part of Trump’s advisory council, but stepped down because even a super villain has hard limits.

Last night I felt my house swaying and wondered if he had an earthquake. Checked USGS, nothing. Checked Twitter, and there was already 500+ responses in like three minutes.

That’s a Toyota.  In a million years when humanity has wiped itself out of existence, aliens will visit our planet and find your Land Cruiser still starts on the first crank.

Good point.   I have seen a few in rear-view mirrors that just fade away when not in use.

Just had a Soul rental for a week in SF.    I was really blown away by how good it was.   Excellent build quality and use of materials, fuel efficient, well thought out interior and storage, comfy seats, transmission was really good, adequate power, and now i’m convinced every car should come with Android Auto.   I

Those fancy whizbang features are going to age about as well manbuns.   Basic A to B cars should come with single DIN radios, knobs, and no display screens.

It has a Solara butt

Animal testing ain’t cheap.

Make America Walls Again! Der terk err jerbs!!!!

At this rate, the US will soon be producing Trabants. China can keep Chinese jobs. I don’t want ABS/ESP modules that cost five times as much and are half as reliable. Anyone tell Cheeto that his magical Twitter machine was probably made entirely overseas?

It will have to burn for a while until we can get an actual president. Everything this orange idiot touches turns to shit. His actions are worse than inaction.

That’s how much of a turd he is. He makes the bad guys look good!

Eexactly.  That's how I quit.  Vaping probably saved my life and at the very least allowed me to reclaim my healrh.

It’s a shoddy engineering car with body work that never evolved past initial sample phase.   Having more intimate photos of this thing would ruin the magic.    She’s a solid 20 footer though.