Basically a hatchback 918

I believe that’s still his Jeep in the pics.

I like to little spoon with the perforated ventilated ones (it sucks the farts out). Tis Jalopnik.

I'd wax the shit out of that stripe 

Go away.  We don't care for your kind of pedals 

Cup technology has not kept up with car technology.  An average Taco Bell cup cannot contain Mountain Dew at the g-forces exerted by a car like this.    A cup holder is simply not feasible. 

Hrrrrrnahhhh!  I would do filthy things with that car.  Gimmie a manual so I can do naughty heel toe downshifts.

No more cows.  Leather seats are gross.  Modern polyurethane material is more comfortable and durable.    If you go for cloth, you won't burn or freeze your ass in extreme climates.  There is absolutely no reason to buy cow seats.  Go sit in a white interior'ed Model X and you will never go back to leather; you will…

12 years at dealerships here.   Do yourself a favor and stay the hell out of dealerships.  There is no worse scum on earth.  Every possible loophole is utilized to take advantage of the employees.   

How?!?!   How do you get just 88HP out of a 2.3L engine?!

The episode of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee with Fred Armisen is super awkward too.   He doesn’t just play a douche.  It turns out he IS a douche.   The episode with him and the one with Miranda Sings are the only ones that i had to skip over.   Fingernails on a chalkboard.

My Evo X is worth $76,400 because that’s what an Evo X sold for once. Mine is modified beyond a point where it could ever be restored, and i would frown on this if i were judging another car’s value, but I can’t validate my reasoning with logic when it comes to my own possessions because my fragile sense of self worth…

Thank you!!!  I have yet to find a deal on Prime days.   Same goes for the corporate 'perks' I get as an employee of a certain company.

How are the manuals in VWs and transverse Audis so damn good?! You’d figure the real Quattros would be better. The A4/A5 B8 and newer used a Chinese made transmission and it had a habit of binding synchro hubs. The first gen R8 was excellent, but the teensy clutch needed to be replaced every Tuesday. We would have at…

Early R8, pre facelift, were automated manuals.   Manual and R-Tronic were actually the same transmission, and the R-Tronic simply had a mechatronics unit bolted to the shifter turret.   That thing was awful.   Even under heavy load and near red line, it shifted slowly and slipped the clutch.   It sounded like an…

Is it an UrS6?   I had two of those, a black sedan and a Europa Blue Avant.  Excellent cars.  Absolutely bulletproof engine and the 01E transmission is the best Audi ever built.

No way! None of those things. He has kids, so he’s irresponsible and can’t live for himself so he needs to live vicariously. Said female who spread her legs doesn’t necessarily like him; just wanted dick, once. Likely unstable and lacking masculinity because he sold his nuts to the devil. Stay away because he’s…

Model 3s are flooding into LA.   These things are everywhere!   The Bolt is a rare sight still

Ideally, yes. They would serve their intended purpose of protecting workers from exploitation by capitalism. It hardly ever works out like that though. Unions present an opportunity for evil, and so they inevitably incubate evil. So yea, they are sometimes necessary and often evil.

Fuck locking them up. Who knows how soon they will be prosecuted, if at all. At this point Trump needs to be dragged out in the street and beaten to a pulp like Mussolini and hung from a bridge so people can throw rocks at his orange corpse.