“Paras is essentially a flood infection form”

So stupid... Haunted sand, a stuffed bear and... OK, the crab is almost cool.

The trailer is advertisement. Head, sand and all that.

Please point to the any text or video where the developers said “Oh by the way, that feature we are still showing in our promotional material trying to convince you to buy our game? We cut it out.”

“You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means”

Because paying up $60 for A and receiving B is entitlement.

The Eternal Loser, he’s like a mystical entity by now. The Eldritch God of all losers!

If your got their money and your shit is broken it’s your fault not theirs.

Gotta love these broken, self-hating gamers who find it their mission on Earth to protect the poor, poor businesses.

I used to get angry over Arrow To The Knee memes but then...

OK, call it victim blaming as much as you want. What happens then?

Ash Ketchum, the eternal loser. Or maybe the biggest loser of all.

You mean like women using jewelry? Useless trinkets they buy to look more beautiful?

You are not dealing with normal, intelligent people.

You sem to be unable to ackowledge the fact that some people will harass and stalk famous people no matter what because they are crazy and famous people have to take steps to protect themselves from such freaks.

It’s not OK but it will not stop either because the world is full of stupid and crazy people.

Apparently people are too stupid to understand that being in a situation that causes X to happen doesn’t mean you necessarily deserve X but that X will happen not matter what and you need to deal with it.

I already know what my hobby will be post-singularity.

Amazing. Just amazing.

You better hope Peter Thiel doesn’t like Penny Arcade.