This. Is. Amazing!

People = Bacon.

Oh tech! That ridiculous thing we make fun of here on Gizmodo, your... tech oriented site.

Not a big fan of a furry dragon that looks like a cat too.

I believe this is only for adorable, lovely small kids not the jaded, cynical 10+ bastards.

It begins!

I thought it was OK and funny. Way better than the atrocious, stupid trailers showed. I wouldn’t mind a sequel.

Better green than brown.

The only good take I can see about it.

How many people will the Mammoth eat before Godzilla shows up?

So the people are badmouthing a Chinese movie from a Chinese studio with a Chinese director and loads of Chinese actors because it has one Matt Damon.

And what that mean for the rest of society? Yes, they got a gold medal, good for them. So what for the rest of us?

Or maybe, more charitably, it is LOTR for kids?

So did I.

I never understood why these movies never got the LOTR treatment. They needed more love to shine.

I wonder if this arms race will eventually lead to undetectable ad blockers.

Meh, their stupid drone shouldn’t have a mode that let it destroy itself.

Canidae?

Go fuck yourselves too: Electric Bogaloo.