Fuck. That. Last thing I need is some robot giving me a mechanical snatch, turning my G spot into a 4G spot and having people pirate Game of Thrones through my hoo ha.

Let’s just hope there’s nothing wrong with da Vinci’s code

Thank you! I was thinking high school drill team, or such. Taylor as Alpha wanna be. I just don’t like the whole idea. Sounds like a clique.

I dreamed of divorce for the first six months of my marriage. Everything that was so endearing before made me absolutely DESPISE my husband. Then one day I noticed the curl at the back of his neck while he was brushing his teeth and realized that I actually did love that dolt.

Whhyyyyy can’t it just be all Laverne Cox, all the time?

You’re terrible at reading subtext if you don’t think the writing staff of Girls realizes that Hannah is terrible.

she’s in the upside-down.

idk, I think mine’s better...

I am so with you.

ITA. I was really dismayed to see the condescending xenophobic comments on here... most of whom I’d bet have never set foot in South America in their lives and get their info from biased and jingoistic USA media sources.

Or maybe they really just don’t appreciate privileged white Americans falsely accusing its native citizens of crimes because of course the world will think the brown natives are only capable of this.

Nope. Ugly Americans need to follow the law when traveling, no matter how corrupt the country they visit. The arrogance and possible making false statements? Leave your damned privilege at home, Olympians. Being named Johnny instead Jamal might be a get-out-of-jail free card in the US, but it don’t work that way…

I can think of plenty of reasons they would do this, and very few of don’t make the swimmers look bad. If I had to hazard a guess, Lochte was up to some dumb shit and the nice people he was transacting with didn’t play by the rules as expected. So he and his teammates described it as a robbery. (and, frankly, I’m not…

It’s not a joke to lie about getting robbed at gunpoint by cops. You think that if Russian swimmers pulled that stunt in New York people would just chuckle?

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

Meh - I was done with Laurel. They were going to kill off a main character, and better her than Speedy, Felicity or Diggle.

If you look at the news reports on the day to day court proceedings, the naturopath they saw encouraged them to see a real doctor. The parents (who are huge proponents of the natural/non-vaccination thing, with a stake in a supplement business) chose to continue treatments in their own way. They also had a RN friend…

Snake oil salesmen (and that’s essentially what these kind of naturopaths are) are very charming and convincing and I can entirely buy that these people thought they were doing what was best for their kid. I’m sure s/he had available legitimate looking “studies” from “journals” and “websites.”

OK. So here’s an embarrassing yoga-hockey celeb story the DS peeps should appreciate. I live in Toronto and was taking yoga classes at a studio down the street from my house. Classes were very small, like 6 people not including the instructor. About halfway through the sessions, the instructor’s sister starts coming…

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.