^ this. I’ll ride those coat tails then swear to jeebus there was no coat.

Republicans.

From yesterday’s article:

“And I’m neither anti-male or pro-abortion.”

I will never not be flabbergasted by this story. Like... what? So many questions and statements that I need to say whenever I read that story.

What the hell...

There’s a minute amount of cuddle time before it’s time to wipe down the sex blanket (yes, Mr. PrincessMonsterTruck and I have a “sex blanket” that we wash occasionally. We are disgusting).

Hey, guys. I know I just normalized a legit monster by having him on my show and humoring his awfulness. But, now, in a turn of events that have nothing to actually do with me (but, let’s be honest, everything revolves around me), his career has now taken a downward turn.

You are wrong about Left Shark.

Off-message? Feels like she’s been very much on-message when the message is confusion, lies and disinformation.

Right up there with the codes words “Inner City.”

i dont even understand what urban contemporary means beyond ‘black pop’

This. I’m sure it’s been covered here but Beyonce winning for “Urban Contemporary” is pretty silly. The visual album was shot almost entirely in rural landscapes in the South. There isn’t much literal urban-ness here so we can only assume they awarded it to the more figurative definition of urban: Black. Like how a PC…

You know, why not get one of the “parents” of the “child” to waive the anesthesia?

Am I being paranoid in thinking the Utah AG’s office is allowing this situation to persist for a while, so that in a year or so, they can arrest every doctor in the state performing abortions for breaking the law?

“I guess I’m breaking the law, but I don’t know how to not break it because no one would tell me,” Torres said. 

Okay. To save you the pain and suffering: Noah, Trace, Brandi, Braison, Chirstopher and Miley. Billy Ray apparently likes to bone.

Pretty good tune. Are they turning the applause sign on every time they go to the chorus?

This was dreamy. I love her raspy tone and his velvet warmth together.

That was actually good! I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for Noah Cyrus because she’s the voice of Ponyo. God, I love that fish.