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That's not the one. It's, um, on a "Ridge." Billed as a resort. Easton is not in the name, but the lake it's on is. Not to be juvenile and cagey, but don't plan a vacation there.

Thanks! I debated different spellings for maximum pun power. I do like some perfectly balanced bias, though. :)

Well... Think hard if you're in the Easton area looking for a lodge. I hate to go all "I worked at a restaurant named 'Molive Barden,'" but I'm not comfortable calling this place out by name. eeeesh, I'm a weenie.

Definitely. It has made all of us paranoid. I will take a million dated pictures before and after if I'm ever renting something like that. My friends sure wish they had.

I know. They looked into it, but it would cost them more to get the lawyer and file and make whatever travel arrangements that came up than it would to just let him keep the security deposit. This guy has figured out all the loopholes. They're in the process of trying to convince other victims to band together to

I already posted my own, but I have to give a shout-out to my best friend's horror story, in which they rented a huge gorgeous lodge outside of Seattle and had a lovely time, but then got home and found out the asshole landlord was keeping their $2,000 security deposit and blaming them for imaginary damage that they

On the flight to our destination, I learned that my new husband had chosen the honeymoon location and all of our activities because he had had such an amazing time there with his ex-girlfriend, a few years prior. It went on like that for two more years before we split. (And he couldn't understand why I left him

I'm so hopelessly liberal artsy that I had to read "English department store" six times before I figured out it wasn't a video from my friends who teach Shakespeare and correct everyone's grammar on Facebook. I'm so incredibly hopelessly liberal artsy that I was disappointed when I finally figured out that it was for