While doing penance in summer school 1969 I was constrained by the rule that only let you miss TWO days of summer session. Having already lost one with feeling crappy, I was up against losing two to attend the 1969 Watkins Glen Can-Am/six hour FIA race. I needed to pass the classes but, hey the GLEN!!! Solution? Use…

A consummate “That Guy”, I remember him as Michael Ironside’s uzi wielding sidekick on the original V mini-series.

Professional sports do a pretty good job at addressing a number of social issues, but have come up short representing gender and sexual identity equality (historically). Good starts recently in the NBA and elsewhere. Great to see professional racers take a stand.

“Sources have told CNN that White House Communications Director Hope Hicks, who was recently revealed to be dating now-resigned Staff Secretary Rob Porter”

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

Someone else commented on an article here once with the best explanation: “Barstool readers hate Deadspin readers because they think that we think they’re idiots. Deadspin readers hate Barstool readers because we think they’re idiots.”

Because the King family (specifically the 2 sons Dexter and MLK III, not so much Bernice and definitely not the late Yolanda and Coretta) are money worshiping assholes who have turned Dr. King’s legacy into a profit franchise for their personal enrichment.

Both are Dutch

I thought it got cancelled because we moved on from shitty Boomer nostalgia

This is bullshit. Everyone knows that Wonders Years was cancelled because Paul quit the show and became Marilyn Manson.

That’s why they’re trying so hard to suppress the vote. Majority rule by the minority is literal apartheid, and don’t think they won’t try it if they think they can get away with it.

I just hope the Brewers don’t also get Arrieta because I can see him being the type of guy who never quite recaptures his best stuff *except when playing against the Cubs.

Shaw at third, Braun moves to first for the twilight of his career? Have to have room for Domingo Santana. Brewers future looking great, Reds looking up, Pirates trending down. As it should be. NL central is about to be real fun to watch the next few years.

Doomsday Clock’s Biggest Mystery Has Been Solved

*pretend this is an email*

Wu.

I never ever want to watch this but now I want to know every single thing that happens in it

I feel like the question here is whether Mo’Nique is speaking up about fairness in Hollywood and demanding a boycott because black women are lowballed and poorly compensated for their work, or if Mo’Nique is in her feelings and demanded a boycott because they didn’t offer her enough and she didn’t really give a shit…

Same here. Took me almost 3 months to finish the story in Assassin’s Creed Origins and I’m still working on Breath of the Wild.

So is Super Mario Odyssey.