Jet fuel doesn’t run the ball.

If the Seahawks do get blown up, it will definitely be an inside job utilizing a controlled explosion.

Does gaming always need to focus on being new and original? Not all gaming needs to be art, and in particular with online gaming it’s sometimes better to focus on refining existing gameplay concepts.

I’m convinced it was named after his pal, Jim Harbaugh. Take a storied and historic team that you have no idea how to coach and run the damn thing into the ground. Eventually, someone else will pick up the pieces after year 4 to make it great again.

This reads like “how to build a case for relocating a sports team in the very near future.” Claim you need more fan support to be viable; fail to get said support; run back to the owners begging to move to Vegas or whatever.

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

...and no to play the new Zelda game isn’t good enough

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

They wouldn’t be significantly better either way. But I don’t think that’s really a reason to keep a guy who’s averaged eight wins over 15 seasons.

I call this the best one so far.

All 120 of them...

My accountant laughed at me when I sold all my stock and invested in folding tables and upstate New York based emergency rooms. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?

Yeah, exactly. It was one thing to see 2016 end with an impending Trump administration. To endure its first year is demonstrably worse than his election win. He’s arguably the worst person to hold political office this country has ever seen, and I’m including Marion Barry and that trainwreck up in Canada, as well as…

This is an obscenely good comment!

Gruden would be better off spending the rest of his working life at ESPN. His stature has risen over the years, despite his stats. Everyone wants him to coach, but as the years go by, they forget how average he was. This job will ruin the unearned holy status he’s held dear. Every year he spends not coaching increases…

THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S FALLEN UP INTO A JOB HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT AND IT’LL PROBABLY END IN DISASTER.

Tennessee fans:

Pretty sure it applies to all head-coaching searches. The Lions were in violation when they fired Mornhinweg specifically to hire Mariucci.

So who was their Rooney rule interviewee?

2017 wasn’t as bad in terms of celebrity deaths. In terms of almost everything else (e.g. the economy, social justice, human rights), 2017 was worse than 2016.