Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

Can’t wait for all the handwringing over this tomorrow. Might have to take some popcorn in to work so I can enjoy the Takes.

Oh! the irony of using “witch hunt” in this context! Yes, let us use this term whose etymology is rooted in a hugely misogynist and patriarchal period of our country’s past when women and girls were accused for going out of step of strict gender roles to describe the actions of when men are accused of upholding strict…

It’s funny how everyone just quit at the same time. It’s as if they all thought “No big deal, nothing bad will happen. We don’t need to try anymore.” But then suddenly, all at once it’s like they realized, “Oh my god. This is a disaster. How could we have let this happen?” But try as they might, it was too late. They…

Whenever I see this analysis of the situation, it always feels like people are saying “I don’t care, so long as it doesn’t have an effect on me.”

target acquired, target destroyed.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

I hope he’s actually open about it and she didn’t just go rogue. I would be sooo pissed at my hypothetical wife if she did that.

Please. Yankees, Cardinals, Mets, strangely enough Phillies, Blue Jays(very, very paranoid), Orioles, and then maybe Cubs.

Yeah, but in context, Weiters has been crowding the batter zone all series. Happ hit him on a backswing. In the same inning as this, he interfered with a swing.

You should present a race-free vision of the future by peeling off your own skin, you fucking ridiculous tiny one.

Grandfathered in from Disqus I’d assume. Otherwise, no accounting.

“Black people get banned from Facebook like this, white people get banned from Facebook like... hmm.”

You’re two decades too old, and ten grades too literate, to be a ‘Stoolie’. Be thankful.

Maybe I’m preaching to the wrong crowd I have no idea... But I am a 32 year old male dude who watches sports. Shouldn’t I be right smack in the middle of Barstool’s wheelhouse?

What does it say about me that my favorite moment in this was finally getting to hear what a porg sounds like?

The New York Times is a bitch. They helped get us in the Iraq War, them dumb fucks. They can fuck off with their bullshit.

I can’t stand either of them... not to mention the countless legal battles they’ve had due to their shittiness... and the fact chip forgot his newborn babies at home on multiple occasions just tops it off.

Crown Royal is infinitely better than Hennessy. Also, Henny was the favorite beverage of Kim Jong Il, so do with that information as you see fit.

In other news: Hennessy is fucking nasty and tacky as a drink. Why thats our go to for one of the drinks at countless parties is beyond me.