This is what white supremacy looks like. Insisting that players follow a certain political stance (standing for the flag, and the current breakdown of the social contract that it represents) under the guise of making things apolitical.

A stat that sticks in my head from the early 90's - it was estimated that tow trucks were used to steal 10% of all the thefts in the city where I lived at the time. The cops didn’t crack down, of course, because bribery is a way of life for tow operators

So last week I had to say I was “Team NFL,” and that made me queasy but it was fine because it was against “Team Trump.”

Minutes later…dude could only dream…

I’m shocked that all of the premature ejaculation jokes came so quickly.

*releases statement*

*$50,000 out of at least a million

I will personally buy this game for anyone who hasn’t played it that wants it.

I will personally buy this game for anyone who hasn’t played it that wants it.

About 20 years ago my car got totaled in an accident and had to get towed from the scene. When I asked the driver for some sort of receipt for the contents of the vehicle he said it wasn’t necessary since everything was going to be safely locked away at their lot. This wasn’t good enough for me so I went and…

I miss the Cardinals posts after losses. Deadspin had a good thing going there.

She’s dead. He’s dead. Her corpse is probably a desiccated husk right now. She has no space to invade.

I’m actually surprised that Joe DiMaggio didn’t purchase that crypt, given that he had flowers delivered to her three times a week for twenty years.

I saw a white guy explain that the movement had evolved past Kapernick and that now it was about all injustice and many issues and I was like, “No. It hasn’t and it’s not. Stop trying to take it. It’s not yours.” I’m still mad about it.

1. Whataboutism is weak argument. Don’t deflect. Is this good behavior or not?

The president usually travels via air force one. Cabinet members don’t usually travel via private planes.

Once dangerous people abuse that right, they should never be allowed firearms again.

maybe they can grow the fuck up and ignore something simple like that?

I really don’t like Jared Leto.

its #4, if you were wondering.

The build-up with all his antics were especially stupid in hindsight. The Joker doesn’t share a scene with any Suicide Squad member besides Harley.