While driving with my family to see 6th Sense my dad turns around and says, “People say he’s dead the whole time.”

Welp, time to go Offline Mode to preserve this exploit.

honestly though? who’ll watch the watchmen?

We are all General Kelly.

As soon as he began his “Trump 2020" rallies, it was clear that they were staged to raise legal defense funding. It will be interesting to see who the actual beneficiaries of these funds will be. If past is prologue, watch Trump keep it all as his enablers all run away from this White House.

But you Brits also say “pasta” with a flat a, and it always sounds ridiculous.

Can we also call attention to this ding-dongs actually writing out “3 a.m. in the morning”?

But is it poly-bagged with a collector card?

I looked up some other photos of this guy and he still looks like a dipshit even when his eyes are open.

Capcom gave y’all knockoff Fabergé eggs. Y’all got them Farbajay eggs

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”

One source even countered, insisting, “This is about money and a guy [Goodell] making way too much money on a grossly stupid contract for the job.”

I once paid a nickel to watch “Gentleman Jim Corbett” fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for 113 rounds. If the fight lasted less than fifty rounds, we demanded our nickel back.

You can follow my money out of my bank account for betting on GGG by decision. Furious.

Why did Verizon say they covered that area in the first place...

No pork, chicken, or rum? Eff dat, I’m good with dying at age 70 or earlier....

In that case they shouldn’t market it as an unlimited plan.

Good.

Well there’s the smaller starting area, but then you’ve got the pretty big land area that I guess you’re up to, and the you’ve got the skellige isles. So it’s sort of like a starter area, the main map, and the islands off of the map. So still feels like one big world, to me.