So a guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “what’s wrong with you” and the guy says, “I have opioid-induced constipation” and the doctor says OIC

Every time there’s a Deadcast post, I click on it looking forward to a long Drew Magary screed, and then it’s like Christ, Article A Video.

3rd Gear:

“Here’s your ever-so-often reminder, just in case anyone’s putting it off: if you have an outstanding recall on your call, get that hot mess fixed right now.”

Everyone knows the downfall of Lithuanian basketball is because they stopped using skeletons.

One of my high school friends rolled over 4 cars in 6 years.

“If you’ll remember, in the 2002 World Series, Darren was a toddler acting as a bat boy (who thought this was a good idea?) and nearly got run over by J.T. Snow and David Bell as they ran across home plate on a Kenny Lofton triple to deep center”

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.

What they are doing is embarrassing Capcom.

Gandhi said be the change you wish to see in the world. Today I made a difference. Activism works. Thank you. Baccellieri 2020.

I feel that way about so many of today’s “supermodels.” The Hadids, that Jenner, Kate Upton...

MICHAEL BAY. He does this all the time as auditions: he made one female lead come over to his home and wash his car while he watched, and he drove another out into the dessert in skimpy clothes, and watched her walk and sweat in the heat. A few women have disclosed their experiences publicly.

My vote is for F-Zero. I’ll take a remaster of F-Zero GX and AX as a test for interest in a new game.

He’s having too much fun. Look for him to get beaned.

Also, Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and has openly flirted with retirement,

“Felt good over here!”

Just a reminder, the highlight of Mets calendar is approaching quickly. Only 15 more shopping days left until Bobby Bonilla day.

You mean every single run through the east that LeBron has made since 2010, where he has had literally zero quality teams to challenge him?

Give the man some credit. He still had to show up to get those wins.

This is good East Coast West Coast fighting. All in good fun. See you in finals next year, Cleveland.