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cervertus

Welcome to the fold Narelle! I realize this game came out before 2017, but I got it in February for the PS4, and it’s basically my game of 2017. I’ve played it just over 500 times, recently finished out the bounties, and yet STILL have challenges to beat. It’s so much fun that dying never feels quite as punishing as

It’s a goddamn crime this doesn’t have more stars

Bulls fan here: ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. He has easily taken post-Decision-Lebron’s crown as most hateable NBA player in the league.

Hmmm, good to know. Thanks for the info

Is it working yet? I got a Switch and a hard copy of Mario today. I assume the Nintendo eShop is like PS4 (or so I’ve been told) where the hard copy just has a code that communicates to the shop that the console has access to the game, and Mario worked fine for me right from the jump

This is a REALLY good batch of comics. Life in Aggro was legitimately funny, Corpse Run is TRUE (playing Okami now, actually), and Double XP was REALLY good. Well done everyone

You’re a moronic human being and your thoughts are bad

Enter the Gungeon continues to occupy my time and brainspace after a 5 month break. I was Boom Shaka over on the old AV Club boards, so Gerardi knows: that game is an obsession of mine. I FINALLY cleared out Frifle’s hunts and got the shortcut to the Fifth Floor. Really, the only tasks left in front of me are: beating

You really need to learn how to read good

I’ve been seeing trailers for it the past week. I’m not someone who gets offended easily, but it’s INCREDIBLY offensive to resketch PT Barnum as some open minded Mother Theresa-type. Fuck that guy forever

OH MY GOD. When I was a teenager, I used to play the Cyberpunk 2020 RPG, and one of the guidebooks that we used had a sexy robot on the cover. I never knew who did the art until you clued me. Thanks for the Proustian nostalgia, internet stranger!

If it makes you feel any better, I have every intention of binging the Americans soon. It’s a show I’ve been meaning to catch for a VERY long time

Nah.

I mean . . . you’re BOTH right. They have completely abandoned the single player experience because shark cards are letting them buy gold plated Lamborghinis.

I’m being 100% sincere here: that joke never gets old. Fuckin’ Quark

I definitely think W2 is more stressful than the first, but it’s also more fun IMO. I don’t know how exactly it’s possible, though I do think the guns in TNC are WAY more satisfying than TNO

Tips for Gwent (at least, this is how I did it, though keep in mind I’m still QUITE low level):

Jesus, are you me? I had Rodgers starting, picked up Deshaun Watson, then traded for Wentz. The lesson, as always: fuck fantasy football forever and ever

I’m on your side (liked The New Order, love The New Colossus), but TNC unfortunately didn’t sell that great. It’s a sad fact that a lot of single player experiences are showing disappointing sales (Evil Within 2 being another example)

FWIW, The New Colossus actually solves your main issues with TNO, most of which I agree with. The laser cutter in TNC burns through metal walls in one shot, and there’s NO fence cutting. It’s really a superior game in every way